Total Medals Earned: 398 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,870 Points
Medals Earned: 11/21 (95/380 points)
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Treat her like a lady.
The sound of silence...
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/240 points)
Complete all tasks at Haven 1.
Complete the tutorial
Win a Skirmish battle on hard difficulty
Complete all tasks at Haven 2
Collect a part of a BattleCore
Complete the Campaign
Get a total achievement score of 30.000
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Beat all beginner missions.
Beat all easy missions.
Beat all medium missions.
Beat all hard missions.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Defeat Team Henchmen.
Defeat Team Armormen.
Defeat Team Armor-X-men.
Defeat Team Gunslingermen.
Defeat Team Maskedmen.
Defeat Team Swordsmen.
Defeat Team Snipermen.
Defeat Team Goldmen.
Defeat Team Epicmen.
Defeat Team Jedimen.
Reach Level 20.
Defeat all 10 teams.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (50/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 17/21 (160/205 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 20/30 (130/455 points)
Get a headache.
Leave the bank before the round is over.
Follow me on twitter.
and she is back in heat.
Buy an upgrade.
Take damage.
Fox!
Follow me on Newgrounds
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
Try out the shades.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
Like me on Facebook.
Kill the tattler.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
Get Frank to help you.
...while we sleep.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Follow Genclops.
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)